A sentient waffle? You have my attention.

He's the Zach Snyder of comedy films.

Flash is an A- for "Fast Enough" alone.

Someone had to.

Aristotle at work:

You do realize that a fast guy already had him, right? Since speed is pretty much relative, that doesn't mean much. If an Olympian runner held another, slightly faster Olympian runner's father hostage, you probably couldn't say, "but you're faster!" In fact, speed wouldn't matter because everyone in the world is on…

“Persian trap music,"

This is so fucking wrong that I actually want to punch someone.

If something was going to bring back ZMF…

You dare.

Because with Laurel dead, Thea is the only decent character left on the show who is actually fun to watch

No Problems makes me want to start punching people and praying to Allah, Jesus, and Amaterasu all at the same time. It is a good song.

…Alright?

We get it, show, the Dothraki fools like raping a lot. Also, not to be an insensitive a-hole, but do we really have to go down this road again with Dany? I've probably seen that same scene like 5 times now.

I need you to cancel that recount like Anne Frank's Bat Mitzvah.

Not saying GL had any type of deficiencies, but Cooke's art is second to none for me.

This guy's art, even more so than the great José Luis García-López, is what I think of when I think of DC comics. New Frontier is just an incredible piece of work. R.I.P

Everything Barry Allen, him fighting Grant Morrison Captain Cold and interrupting the news report, was perfect.

—No one ever.

Drake is at his best when he's talking about his 9 exs and not his tec-9.