I'm really ambivalent to these childhood actresses getting soul crushingly stacked in their twenties.

That's a character I can live without.

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Ugh, we're in a cycle of period jokes.

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An intriguing assertion, Steve.

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You think my refined palate would be caught anywhere near one of those sand-with-a-shit-ton-of-seasoning dysentery inducing tacos?

I also know of ways to make the Mrs.' mouth happy.

If I had to pinpoint the actual origin of when exactly Drake had got bit
by the radioactive butterfly that changed his life forever I would say
it occurred the moment he heard track 8 from that album come pourin thru
his Skullcandy earbuds.

Christ, what's your favorite Led Zep album? Coda? In Through the Out Door?

……right.

You'll have a long time to contemplate how much range I have as I force feed you your own leg.

Which makes the speeches he gave all the more powerful for me.

Motherfucker, Killer Mike's dad is cop.

You aint got the answers!…..but I do

I meant me, you son of a bitch.

Lizzy Caplan is rocking that short haircut. I'm gonna continue not to watch this show now.

I thought Emily Kinney was young, but she's 30 though……..

"Are you going to teach the white folks how to be good neighbors too?"