That film did some legitimately interesting stuff with Quickcummers scene. It's a shame the rest of the movie was a tedious bore, leaning too heavily on Hugh Jackoffs performance. The "bone" claws scene was fun, though.

I see the words "Lea Seydoux playing Bella Donna," and I shouldn't be disappointed, but here we are.

I would probably pass on that turkey.

I'm not sure what kind of job this is, internet

Always picked up a gay vibe from Aaron Rodgers.

Why?

Finally….

But they're still the Cubs.

Whenever I wake up, after laying with whichever Persian model I was with the night before, I always hear Killer Mike say, "I'm gonna bang this bitch the fuck out! You better — You might wanna record the way you feeling like history being made this muthafucka put a mirror on the goddamn screen. Let's go, El-P!" then…

Please tell me you have every Lennon Song, every Zep song, and every Elvis song removed from your library.

Also, if you turn off the Beats sound on your comp/laptop, it actually sounds better and not like, you know, some fucking horseshit.

Yeah, but come on, be realistic. There's been one movie to judge this current slate by. Why do the other 5 in the pipe line get treated like you're about watch that one movie 5 more times. There's a clear bias that maybe Marvel has earned, but it is bias.

Except all those times where he's apart of some of the best comic books ever.

Imagine JLU's Brainiac/Luthor hybrid with some Miller touch. That thing would be the stuff of nightmares.

The A.V. Club.

The A.V. Club

How is the "nerd internet" different from the internet?

You had me at Fire Zack Snyder and "place a loaded shotgun next to Goyer's head if he attempts to write for another DC property."

Yeah, I don't remember him in Hung at all.

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, listen to me….what's your name again?