I bet Jenny Craig hacked into their mainframe and put some cyber pixels in their firewall.

Elon Mollusks ;)

He’s a white NFL player born and raised in Texas. Half of their fan base is jacking off to that idea as we speak.

*clears throat*

“Adorable Furay DEA Daughter”

That mouth, I would nibble on it for hours.

Also: Don’t be an ass and don’t scare children and animals for fun.

I don’t censor his youtube. I can be blamed for that but whatever demons he gets out of it I hope are his own. Snapped off enough family mythology from that time, well before he arrived on the scene.

A positive attitude. With Lovecraftian horrors. Right.