...hmmm..

..or for $900 you could get a sweet bus pass and then live stream yourself firing the rest of the money out of a t-shirt cannon into an incinerator on Twitch and get to where you’re going a lot faster... and, if you’re lucky pick up some bits.

Can I get one of these? Not for malicious reasons. But because the hotel in Brazil that I’ll be living in for the next 2 weeks requires me to insert my key card into a slot in the room to turn the air conditioner on and I’d love to be able to just leave it in there while I’m out of the room. Hate coming back to a hot…

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

I think companies should be allowed to sell tiny nuclear weapons.

The players should strike. That would force change

Because there is a benefit to being grouped together for information sharing. Also any state they all moved to at once would have the same problem eventually. It would only work if they all separated.

So if your mom/sister/wife/daughter were raped and the rapist was allowed to go free for years and make millions of daughters then you’d be perfectly fine with that crime being the punchline of a joke? Interesting take.

The only way to protect western democracy is to destroy everything it stands for. /s

Can anyone translate that into Latin? I reckon it’ll look suitably ‘tremendous’ on the the official seal of the Trump Presidential Library/Detention Centre.

I listened but my cats are still furious with you

My Caramel is a former feral, rescued by the wonderful Annex Cat Rescue association, in Toronto. She was born into an urban colony, and spent her first 15 months there (including one pregnancy. 3 out of 4 of her babies survived and were trapped, socialized, and adopted into well-screened homes), and she also…

My little angel pie. She’s 13, blind and deaf, but perfect to me.

We rescued Thor. Here he is with socks on because his paws got sorry walking around on sandy rocks by the river all weekend.

My little rescue boop. Will be my 3rd anniversary with him next month. Life-changing pooch.

Just had my year anniversary with this rescue dog. She’s come a long way from the shivering mess I had to peel off the windows on the first night.

I fostered a couple and found good homes for them but then THIS one came along and I fell in love. She had a ton of issues - mange, ear and jaw infection, massive separation anxiety - the works. But the heart wants what the heart wants. 10 years next month!

Gus was rescued right from the source: outside. His previous people moved and left him behind, so he came poking around my house looking for a new mom/slave.