It’s rung down the curtain and joined the Choir Invisible! This is a LATE wall!!

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

This is why I can’t reconcile organized religion. She did a lovely thing, it clearly took a lot of time and she put a lot of thought into it. She highlighted messages of universal love, and not judging others. And then you get Christians being mean and judging a 16 year old girl they’ve never met on the Internet. For…

Imagine the poor boyfriend. “I said I wanted strippers, not scriptures.”

Kellyanne?!

Canadian.

People, it’s fight-or-flight, not fight-and-flight.

Lutheran or Canadian?

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Ii’s like all the states are pregnant with little versions of themselves.

Sometimes there are no answers, only the abyss gazing back.

She was 18. If you give it some thought, you’ll realize that “teenager” is a pretty solid answer to “why would you do something that stupid?”

And yet Hillary did wipe the floor with him.... :(

...as there were no more worlds to conquer!

I’ve had a few friends who worked while their husbands stayed home with the kids. In every case, the woman still did pretty much everything — the cooking, the cleaning, the laundry, all the childcare when she wasn’t at work. The man was considered to be doing such a valiant and noble thing for “giving up his career”…

I get the “lower your standards” one ALL the fucking time from my female friends! It makes me so mad! What the heck, so wanting a man who respects me as a human being and is willing to have a truly equal partnership is having “too high standards”? Well then, I most DEFINITELY prefer to be alone forever vs. being with…

What is it with other people being so goddamn shitty about other people lives and their lifestyle choices? These are the same people who can’t imagine a married couple being childless by choice. Not everyone wants the same things in life but that doesn’t mean their lives are without content.