no it’s becky

Slow and luxurious elevators. The best elevators.

ladies, ladies, it’s not about the size of the tower, but the speed of the elevators

I ran through college, started cycling, and now do triathlons. I became even more insufferable when I did an ironman this year. Fortunately I am not the worst, just almost the worst. Big props to my HS friends who took up crossfit for making me look rational.

A “freelance writer, actor, and filmmaker” rants about the insufferability of CrossFit.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Hikers deserve to slide up about 3 spots, due entirely to Instragram #nofilter

This is SO AWESOME. Just yesterday I was wondering about the lack of black swimmers in the Olympics, and an acquaintance (who I plan to avoid from now on) explained to me that black people just can’t swim well, because like body proportions yada yada bullshit. She GENUINELY believes this. OH GOD THE RAGE FIT I HAD.…

Penny (a real good Canadian kid) also is an interesting story. She now has a gold, silver and two bronze and she is only 16 and been an Olympian for five days.

“It’s the little things that kill.”

Haha, I just realized my mistake.

Fuck those misogynist fucking neckbeards. God damn whiny little pussies weeping into their mom’s meatloaf are ruining everything.

Hey Hugh,

THIS.

I work at a museum. I frequently joke that I’m going to take all the “Please Do Not Touch” signs that have visible finger prints and boot/shoe prints and turn it into an exhibit called “What Did I Just Say?!”

Agreed.

I have a TINY bit of sympathy for crossword lady.

Things in the museum are however, free to touch you.

Little note for you all. This poster is a weeb living Japan who thinks being foriegn makes him special despite having zero personality.

This is why my effortless, under 1 minute style, consists of having 3/4 of my head shaved.