I really want kids, and my boyfriend doesn’t, but when I see the costs associated with actually procreating... :\

Hey, as long as there’s no hoo-ha/crowning in the pic, and she’s fine with it... :P

Ooh cute! Doxing myself but I’m assuming no one will see this post anyway — I think I do okay!

Yeah, I tend to do super-intense colours and I’ve just never found the shades to stay on as well if I use a brush. *whew* ;)

I just use my fingers for eyeshadow... am I doing something terribly wrong? D:

Huh, I didn’t know that. The best part... here is what you get when you google “West Point tuition”.

I mean, we’re all mad here ;) But yes, definitely both :)

Eh, I don’t usually have that frame of reference, to be honest — partially because most of the media I consume is a mix of old and new, and there were great things then and there are great things now (especially books!). SNL, however, is an exception. Most of it is terrible now; most of it was funny then — at least,…

My parents have a bunch of stuff from the 80s/early 90s that was hilarious. Every time I tune in for the occasional sketch, i’m disappointed because I keep hoping it’ll be that level and it’s just... not. :( #lifeishard

Yeah, they do, if the videos hit more than a certain number of views.

Go with bandit wine, yo. That shit is delicious AND it looks like a juice box.

Wait I thought it was Hudson’s Bay Company! I guess it’s not a Canadian account though...

I’ve been dating my boyfriend for three years come January, and for two of those, he’d been living in an apartment in Washington Heights in NYC. It’s one of those that’s had families living there for decades who are still paying $200/mo thanks to rent stabilization; many renters have passed on.

Oooh that looks lovely!

Hey! Out of personal experience, I didn’t feel super-comfortable with half marathons until I’d run probably four or five of them. You have PLENTY of time to train for the marathon. You’re going to be great!

You are a wonderful troll and I salute you.

Nike Air Zoom Structure 18 (or any of the series)

Nike Air Zoom Structure 18 (or any of the series)

or *gasp* a loser hater?

HELLO FELLOW CANADIAN

To make you feel better: remember that some violations are more serious than others. e.g. a dented can will dock you a lot of points in NYC — and yes, dented cans are bad, but I’d rather that than cockroaches walking all over my food.