This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.

Absolutely. I know *why* we have the Typhoon, but I’m not convinced it was the greatest procurement decision to have wormed its way through the Ministry of Defense. The F22 was never something that would have met the UK’s requirements anyway, but the F15 and F18 - definitely.

I have to say, I’ve always wondered why the Royal Air Force didn’t just go down the more obvious route and buy a mix of F15s and F18s over the years instead of engaging in horrifically expensive home-grown Euro aircraft - the Tornado and, latterly, the Typhoon.

Part of me is curled up in a ball, sobbing and rocking uncontrollably, while part of me is all “Hell YEAH!”

I almost guarantee you that this is the plot-