Literally the only thing I remember from this Disney movie for children is how much emphasis is put on the fact that an approximately sixteen-year-old boy is still a virgin and how he is constantly shamed for it, which is really just… gross. That and the wonderfully tasteful scene where the cat is run over by a car…

They George Lucased Binx? Of all the… why does Disney do things like that for their Blu-Rays? More to the point, where's the "Han Shot First"-style uproar?

I read a book about mythology as a child and was blown away by the Medieval belief that anyone with red hair was evil, up to and including squirrels. Squirrels!

But I wonder if that's more a case of not wanting to be associated with the other branches?

Goonies conveniently has that great "I feel like I'm babysitting without getting paid for it" line in it that accurately describes what it's like to watch it as an adult.

Who wants to be the one to field this? I just don't have the heart.

That is my mother's *favorite* song. To the point where she signed me up for piano lessons expecting not-at-all-musically-inclined eight-year-old me to come out the other end knowing how to play it. Fun times.

"She said, 'Tell me are you a Christian child?'
"I said, 'Why, does it matter? I mean, we just made great music together and…'
"Then she screamed at me that I was a Pope-worshiping evolutionist and kicked me out of the bar!"

I've learned about a lot of crazy sh*t on this here Internet. But nothing will catch me off-guard every time like being reminded that I share the world with grown adults who evidently thought "V" was a documentary.

Sylvester: "Porky, sit down for a few minutes. We need to talk about how economics work."

Vitamin C prevents scurvy! I'm going to ignore the fact that the reason I know this involves "Waterworld".

"Total Drama Canadian Content Laws Are A Hell Of A Thing-land"

I'd like to think it's the same tree Hexxus was trapped in.

Yeah, I caught that and it was a pretty mind-blowing moment in an episode full of them.

Damn you for making me suddenly want a Woody Allen movie set on the Moon so much!

But we got sequels to "The Neverending Story" and they were two giant craps all over my childhood.

I have very little to add here, however, this…

And you enjoy your stupid looking spiky-ass testosterone-spewing metalhead Dudebrodactyl.

Did anyone else mentally fill in "the cover of Rent’s “Seasons Of Love” that will also be in tonight’s episode" with "because of COURSE it is!"

I laughed.  Then I felt really bad.