"J’onn can’t use his powers because of “something in the atmosphere,” a
half-assed excuse by Berkowitz to depower J’onn, which is really
unfortunate because it would have fantastic to see J’onn show off his
moves in the ring."

"one of the first lessons children’s entertainment teaches you is, when
faced with the inexplicable, be it alien or monster or robot, whatever
you do, don’t tell your parents."