You ARE a party pooper.

5. Build this.

Even the Murano Crosscab?

Jalop A/F, coupe, hatch, 4x4, crossover, wagon, AWD, economic car/truck

This is main point here. Comply with the cop the first time he asks you to get out of the street and GUESS WHAT?! You don’t escalate what started out as a simple request and you don’t get arrested.

Those seats are kinda ugly

CP.

If you watch him on QI or Have I got news for you, both of which are more natural productions, ad lib and conversational, he is a different person. So which screen persona is the real one? Do you think hes putting it on in these shows?

Meanwhile, I stay in 4th on the freeway because I like being able to jab the gas pedal and actually feel some shove.

I actually....quite like that?

Chicago PD witnessed the event, but unfortunately, every dash and body camera was broken.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…

Coincidentally..

one of the weirdest things about living in NYC is that every time you get a new job or a raise it just puts you in a position of trying to live somewhat decently.

I am more partial to its successor

When I lived in Florida all my guy friends thought I was a master mechanic because I changed my own oil and spark plugs. Back in Ohio I’m every guy on the street.