It basically was my nightmare scenario. The only way that movie works is if you don’t identify with Heigl at all, otherwise it’s watching a woman sacrifice her life because she had a one night stand. Not exactly comedy material is what I’m saying.

You’re right, I forgot he directed that. Okay, save the movie written by Schumer, she’s not wrong about {insert Apatow movie here.}

I’m torn over whether Heigl really is a bitch or whether she just got the “women should shut up and smile” treatment. Probably some of both.

....she’s not wrong about {insert any Apatow movie here}.

Life hack: if your answer is “no,” then the meaning of the question becomes irrelevant

Sounds like a great way to waste your drugs on a couple that isn’t dtf. Take that mess over to The Cuck.

I picked sex stuff, but I would also expect to get drugs.

Same. I wanted to be Brian Kinney I loved the character so much. Even watched Gale’s not so good shows, just to see him.

Listen, draw your own conclusions from this, but the water was just fine before those dirty women divers started jumping in there. Just sayin.

Brian Kinney gifs is an essential part of my day.

Oh you and the Brian Kinney gifs getting me all worked up ova here! I love Kenan, but I agree with that gifs sentiments. Taran is totally the Kate McKinnon to me as well.

I love Kyle Mooney purely due to the fact that he and I are both originally from San Diego (we went to rival high schools) and his humor is very SD. His Inside SoCal sketch is scarily accurate when it comes to portraying the bros that go to San Diego State. My brother and I crack up at those characters because it hits…

When I was sixteen I made a dumb choice and I got railroaded for it. Four months of boot camp, then I was adjudicated and the original jurisdiction court wanted to put me on probation as well. I ended up moving before my sentencing so my case got transferred to a new jurisdiction and a new judge. Wolf reminds me of…

Counterpoint: Pete Davidson’s Weekend Update debut bit made me respect him for life.

They’re two of the better players on SNL. Taran is like the male Kate McKinnon to me.

Yeah, Pharoah was definitely underutilized. I hope he finds something.

Not sending people to prison for non-violent crimes is not that radical an idea, actually.

You’re 100% right and I retract my nomination

Absolutely not. We her, and need more people like her, in lower courts, where day-to-day decisions get made.

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.