Fair enough!

or a small paper cut to that supersensitive webbing between thumb and forefinger

And she’s a fucking anti-vaxxer. IDK why so many people overlook that.

FOR PERSPECTIVE:

or get in the back of the ankle with a shopping cart

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

It’s called “stupidity”. It isn’t catching but it is quite prevalent.

I’m still trying to figure out the Gary Johnson pivot. How do you go from “we need to rein in corporate influence” to “we need to not regulate any corporations, ever”?

I have tried, but I still can’t understand the “I love Bernie, which means I hate Hillary so much I’ll vote for Trump” process.

assuming 5 tweets aren’t representative of millions of people

Really?

I think of it more as a coach encouraging his team to always go for the gold. I have faith in you guys.

are you trying to kill us

Isn’t Roger Ailes deserving of a Trump-style descriptor when Jez writes about him or is that simply too exhausting a prospect to consider?

If she talks, they get possession of all the y’s in her name.

I gotcha. That kind of stuff does happen a lot.

There are more types of "unannounced" guests than the kind that show up on your doorstep and ring the bell randomly (which I agree, would be rude). For example, if you have friends in town for something and call or send you a text to see if you're around while they're there too - you have the option of going out, but…

Don't forget a few quality cigars. :)

Ohhhh... Things you should have in your pantry, not 'panties'. Gotcha.