I read the headline several times before clicking, and each time, it meant that either she was getting a medical operation, and that makes her more relatable, or (less plausibly, but I thought it just the same) playing the game Operation makes her more relatable. I don’t know where my head is. I can only imagine the…

You’re damn right!

Google images, by way of Pinterest, by way of Polyvore, by way of it is unfortunately sold out at something called Nicholask.com:

Google images, by way of Pinterest, by way of Polyvore, by way of it is unfortunately sold out at something called Nicholask.com:

We desperately need an earnest beauty tutorial on this exciting new look, Jezebel.

I totally respect Baba Yaga, and I look forward to the beauty tutorial, but regardless of who wins, fairy is my fall look:

A large portion of Republican policy consists of taking a common, predictable and often necessary stage of life (i.e. being born, getting sick, retiring, dying), and treating it like a freak accident that happens so rarely it’s not even worth accounting for.

According to that link, intrusive r shows up in non-rhotic accents, rather than rhotic accents. (In other words, other than a few dialects, Americans are unlikely to say “idear.”)

Wait, do British people differentiate the two short “a” sounds in bag and wash using an r?

Why are you putting an r in there?

I appreciate the intel, but I’m very sorry about the circumstances. I hope it’s safe for you soon.

53%. Still appalling.

Agree and sidenote: how do you happen to hear their unfiltered thoughts about women when they think no women are listening? Spy? Living statue? Thin walls? I’m very curious.

What’s funny is that women are criticized for having shrill (high and piercing) voices, and for speaking in such a way that our voices go up at the end of sentences. But if you lower your pitch below your comfortable range, your voice will fry like that. It’s almost like there’s no winning for women who want to have…

I find that, unfortunately, the synthetic uppers tend to hold up longer on me, while i bust through leather and fabric. But the synthetic ones hurt. Like, my feet want to bust through, but the can’t so they just cause me pain. (I also have very wide feet, and a lot of trouble finding wide enough shoes, and I walk…

Cock push-ups are the only way to build strength down there. As Tenacious D says, all you need is one.

Hey now, some of us like destroying men through a male-gazey succubus aesthetic. You get to use phrases like “hoist with his own petard.”

Also, the bracket image indicates that today we should be voting Baba Yaga vs La Llorona, and Succubus vs Siren.

I can make an excellent salad- it is the home economics of it that I find difficult. If salad isn’t the dinner, but just a side, it’s difficult to buy and prepare the correct amount for just two people. And if I try to bring salad to work for lunch, I haven’t quite perfected the whole “transport it, eat it, don’t…

My husband is so nervous about cooking. I had to write him two pages of notes on how to use the prepackaged taco seasoning to prepare taco meat.