That is how I stay normal. It is finally time to do laundry when the pile of dirty close and the pile of clean clothes are too intermingled to tell what goes where, and you hope a cycle through the wash will kill any spiders that have taken up residence.

Doing your own laundry when you don’t have to is the most Hollywood thing I have ever heard of. That is the first thing a normal person will offload as soon as they have the means.

I can tell you in the actual clip he liked, it is not even remotely obvious what the relationship between those involved is. Everyone appears to be the same age. The Twitterverse is what alerted me to the genre.

I just thought, “mean white lady.” She just looks like she lives to be a hateful shit to people, and when she randomly gets a warm feeling about anyone, the sensation is physically painful to her until she can find something to be hateful about.

I wore very minimal/natural-looking makeup for years, partially for laziness, but mostly because I had the impression too much would intimidate men, who were constantly going on and on about not liking the overly made-up look. Recently, as a pregnant and married lady, I realized that my own personal aesthetic runs to…

Truly. I still generally like Banana Republic stuff for the office, but GAP stuff is mostly like, “What if Old Navy clothes were more expensive and less flattering?”

Yep. I’m definitely the dumb one here, and not the person who strapped a sleeping bag to a model and dangled sweatshirt sleeves from her head. And definitely not the person who is impressed by that “avant-garde designer.”

One only has to look at bridal lines to see this- underweight models are often still used in the photos, but they swim in the dresses, and you can see where they have been clothespinned back here and there, because they were designed for, and look better on, women who are not underweight.

Apparently it would ruin the line of this...dress...?...:

I had never heard of Rick Owens, but it doesn’t seem like it would be any more difficult to tie this sleeping bag to a size 16 than a size 0.

I had to sign something similar when I worked as a dishwasher for an Italian restaurant. The secret to their house wine was that it was boxes of Franzia. I never cooked there, but the secret to their fettuccine (and every other dish) appeared to be “far too much salt.”

The one who was a Barney Stinson love interest on How I Met Your Mother. That was sad.

It’s expensive when it takes trips to multiple states to get the proper documentation to get the required ID. My mother has gotten married and divorced in three separate states, and it took her about a year and a half to get an ID card in her current state.

It’s pretty much up there with hipsters being the people most offended by the existence of hipsters.

I had to enter my date of birth to see that bar of chocolate with M&Ms in it.

True- I would love to have these in a dark wash.

I really just want all of the jeans worn in the original Footloose, but tailored exactly to my body. Lori Singer’s and Kevin Bacon’s. I love my jeans, tight, high-waisted, and unforgiving.

Maybe denim chaps will be the next jeans trend.

I was going to say...this is very squarely in the 90s- the late 90s.

I’ve had so many people try to get me to like her music, and...good for her...doing her thing.