I sure hope so. The Republican Senators seemed to smell blood in the water over the weekend. I have no hope for their sense of decency, but I still have some hope for their sense of political self-preservation. If he is a big enough liability to them, they will dump him.

At this point, I’m hoping after the eclipse he is just nowhere to be found, spirited away to some other dimension.

How did Candace Cameron Bure manage to make leather pants look like mom jeans? I did a double-take when the text told me they were leather.

Keeping odd hours during which you only speak to people on the internet doesn’t help. My BIL has been turning into a (not white-supramacist, thank goodness) conspiracy-theorist through a strict regimen of sleeping during the day, surfing the web at night, and having no friends.

At a nursing home my mother worked at, having hair and manicures done was very important to the residents. They had to pay for it out of a separate account, and my mother used to get so upset about this one woman who very much wanted her hair and nails done, and she would always say, “Just ask my son, he’ll put money…

I also think that it gets a bad rap because beauty gets coded as feminine, as opposed to say, strength, which gets coded as masculine, and we are taught to have contempt for anything we perceive as feminine.

We are better equipped for it than most cities, but I look forward to taking a long vacation away from home that year. Just having tv filled with Olympics for three weeks at a time feels like an imposition. I definitely don’t want it nearby.

I automatically assume he has a cocaine problem from that quote.

Bradley Cooper totally sets off my, “Do not trust this man,” alarms.

I think that’s them.

Yeah, I was kind of surprised he didn’t say “My wife is an exceptional female.”

We had Christian bodybuilders come do a pep rally where they ripped a phone book in half, bench pressed two cheerleaders, and told us that a girl’s virginity is precious because she can become a non-virgin in an instant, but a non-virgin can never become a virgin. They seemed uninterested in the virginity of boys. I…

We also got to watch a supposed video of an abortion by an anti-choice group, though I got out of it and went to the guidance counselor’s office, along with a pregnant girl in the class.

I feel pretty lucky about the pregnancy too, but I will feel luckier when my body is single-occupancy again. :)

I’m trying to figure out if a cat wrote this. Does this sound like what a cat would write to trick a human woman into sex for the purpose of creating “the next level of human evolution”?

Too be fair, to have an orgasm within 2 minutes with a stranger, I definitely need to be on top.

Cats are 100% lethal.

That was my favorite part. Will the cats be watching, or is there a missing piece of this where the woman will come live with him and his cats in 100% pure, 100% lethal bliss after the deed?

I can have an orgasm in <7 minutes with a new person, but as luck would have it, I’m already pregnant. Damn.

If you have a book you can recommend on the subject, I am genuinely curious.