Not once did I ever see a real fucking ghost on that show. I was like, “You are a cartoon. Anything is possible, and yet every fucking time it is just people dressed up as ghosts or monsters.” It was aggressively anti-monster/ghost, and I resented it for that.

I think mauve is a little more purple, and it’s heyday was in the 1890s. :)

This forever.

Oops! You beat me to it!

As an accessory-loving woman, this creep gives scarves and hats a bad name.

My father’s wife, who I am certain is a sociopath*, answered the door to my house when I was sixteen with her boobs fully out.

I love scarves and hats and white blouses and long hair, and I aggressively hate the way she has combined all of those things.

She would have been much better.

I’m with you on voting, but I picked makeup. I loved playing with it, and it was often a fun activity with my mom and sister and friends. I love some cartoons, like old Looney Tunes and Doug, but I also remember hating watching Scooby Doo, but feeling weirdly obligated to watch it.

Some of these made me question my understanding of the seed ranking. A lower number means higher expectations, right? Someone thought pooping in disposable underwear at the mercy of the attentiveness of caregivers was going to be more popular than ignoring things we don’t understand?

“I’m very curious about the 18.27 percent of you who would prefer a crappy lay rather than sully your beautiful maw with someone else’s organ, though.”

I love Anne Hathaway, so I believe we will never come together on this.

I appreciated that as well. When Emma Watson asked him if he could grow a beard, I decided it must be on purpose.

Meh. It just left me wishing I was watching the original on the big screen. The new songs were not very good, and Emma Watson, as per usual, sucked the life out of every scene she was in.

That pan looks like it was stolen from a mechanic and is usually used to collect motor oil.

It looks like the inside of the ruined turkey in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, but my guess was potato skins.

Maybe I don’t have a real handle on what constitutes bad sex. I voted for it because the worst sex I’ve ever had was a great time.

Being an adult. I felt powerless enough not being able to stop other people from voting stupidly. If I hadn’t had even my own vote to control? Fucking Count Olaf is President and I don’t even have the franchise? No thank you. 

“I’m trying to imagine what my spouse and I would need to do to make $418K a year.”