Hmmm... They are cute, and I could see myself wearing them. At a D cup, I am not going to go for a run in them or anything, but I am cool with hanging out in them. But since they seem to be marketed to smaller chested ladies, will they even make them in my size, I wonder?

I brought a present wrapped in green to a five year old girl’s birthday, and everyone thought it was so weird that now I refuse to wrap anything in pink or blue for any child’s present. Fuck this weird insistence that some colors are for girls and some for boys. It also convinced me to not find out the sex when I am…

This is what I picture Jenny Slate’s ex-husband saying when he found out:

THANK YOU.

His butt is surprisingly round. I didn’t find him attractive until Crimson Peak, where I found that it is a really adorable bum.

I have been doing my part to get other people as obsessed with it as I am...

Her character seems to only enjoy being self-destructive, so I think she was “satisfied” in that sense.

He was in it, but he definitely didn’t “star” in it.

I did not get it until Crimson Peak, and now this show.

People who want to see Tom Hiddleston’s butt...

I’m disappointed there’s no Blavatsky House.

So, in the show she gives a shit about Frank? Because in the first book, which is the only one I could bother slogging through, she clearly does not.

Huh. I never heard that. But the thought of eating 51 bananas makes me picture getting wild diarrhea.

Your comment made me laugh too hard. I think it is the cumulative absurdity of the entire story. I have tears coming out of my eyes, and I had to stop several times while typing this reply.

Needs 300% more Emma Thompson.

Well that friendship is over.

Is the top one after the makeover? It is an adorable picture.

“(closing in on her by 5%, maybe? I don’t do math)“

“Sanders’ success appears to be marginal at best, but Any Win is a Good Win for his campaign right now, particularly since polls leading up to the primary showed Hillary Clinton winning the state handily.”

“Sometimes these pranks are good and funny, like the one these Ohio teens who fake-delivered a baby on court at a basketball game pulled. Sometimes they’re vicious and mean. Sometimes they’re just stupid, which brings us to the strange case of Hunter Osborn, who is coming to understand the American justice system…