That is the ugliest effing mansion I’ve ever seen.

Everyone really seemed to like the bouquet toss at my wedding. I was prepared to say nevermind if nobody was into it, but a bunch of women stood up to do it. I was a bit miffed that the woman who caught it was someone I can’t stand who only got an invite by cornering my husband at a party while I was home sick, but I…

Definitely not the only one. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, but I think her before picture is much prettier, and I usually think everyone looks better with lipstick and eyeliner.

It doesn’t fit her properly, but from what I remember of wedding dress shopping, almost none of the advertisements featured models in dresses that fit them. They all looked like size 2s in a size 8, which I never understood. I agree about the belt, but properly tailored to one’s body, I think this dress could look…

On the bright side, it did have one of the lowest openings of Will Smith’s career. I know the age difference is part of the reason I wasn’t interest in seeing it. That, and sort of the power difference alltogether. If the movie is supposed to be a “romance heist movie,” as I saw it billed, the I want both of the…

Honestly, I’m not really doing any kind of official boycott or anything, but I’ve stopped being interested in Liam Neesan movies. I’ve stopped being interested in Johnny Depp movies. I just don’t care to go to any movie where I am expected to imagine a rich backstory and history for a relationship, but pretend I don’t…

“...we’re supposed to think less of stay-at-home-moms...”

Everyone relationship is different, but that would be the end of a relationship for me. Dick.

I, of course, immediately checked to see her relationship to Prince Klemens Wenzel von Metternich. (Granddaughter and daughter-in-law. She married her uncle.)

I REFUSE.

I read the headline as “This Placenta Was Your First Reproductive Organ,” and I thought, “Surely not that one, there’s a horse coming out of it.”

Maybe I’ll try a butter crock- I do love crockery. But my Southern California kitchen regularly gets to 80-90 degrees Fahrenheit in the summer, and if the outside temperature is 90 F, forget it, our kitchen is around 100 F. I have to refrigerate all sorts of things you shouldn’t have to refrigerate, like onions,…

Damn it. I love making specific drinks for specific occasions, and I don’t know why I’ve never done this. Oh well, I suppose no time like the present. And it will be very fitting to drink a toast to the final episode.

Fair enough.

“I’m saying if you’re going to remove a president, then the replacement should be a president.”

I love the internet. I love finding out I am not the only person with these ideas.

Well, now it will. :)

Sort of like a cross between that and The Grand Palais des Champs-Élysées.

That is the glimmer of hope I needed to keep annoying my husband with my weird fantasy. Thank you!

Can I come over?