"Tyreese has some kind of crisis of conscience and seems to not want to kill people anymore."

I always pee in the shower. I just hate when my husband comes to peek at me to be sexy and I happen to be peeing right then, but he has never noticed, that I am aware of.

My husband. Thank goodness.

Seriously though, she was totally right about Knocked Up.

Wow. I wonder if she was friends with the people in my city who killed their cat by feeding it a vegan diet.

I love you.

Gross.

I thought she was absolutely fabulous in that scene in Batman.

It's incredibly fucking lame. The one I hate is "too actressy and fake." She is an actress. If she seems actress-y, and like a theater kid, that sounds like the opposite of fake to me. Now, if she starts acting all "accountant-y,' then I might think that was a little fake. ;)

Nope, still don't hate her. Not even a little bit. That just sounds like a silly magazine profile.

That is a fun game! I had a $12,000 wedding in southern California, and while it was a beautiful time, I definitely was on a budget, and skipped things I might have included otherwise. If I had suddenly had that much to spend on my wedding, I would have paid for all of my out-of-town guests' flights and…

I totally told my husband that I would be thrilled with an aquamarine or garnet engagement ring, and all I cared about was the setting* but he insisted on the diamond because he didn't want to be that guy.

Yeah, when I was wedding planning, whenever I heard about "saving money" by having a backyard barbecue wedding, I thought, "I don't think buying a house with a large yard is going to save me any money right now." Even my friends who own don't have yards- just small patios.

She is. If we were BSC characters, she would be the Claudia, and I would be the Janine, except that we get along with each other.

Yes. Me too.

My mother totally did that all of the time. She said mismatched earrings was the best fashion trend ever for people like her who were always losing one earring.

Mary Anne totally was Beth from Little Women. I was relieved when Beth finally died, and I was disappointed that Mary Anne lived. B-O-R-I-N-G.

On the internet, no one knows you're a fruit fly...

When your patron saint is Ayn Rand, sometimes you find yourself taking strange positions.

Tipping does set up a weird dynamic. Your boss is the person who pays you. If you are making $2.13/hour, the customers who tip you are you bosses. So you have potentially dozens of bosses a night, and those bosses have no accountability.