My desire to see people become healthy is why I shame people who have the flu. I just want those bastards to get better, damn it.

That is perfect, and it also explains the bizarre attitude some motorists have towards cyclists. "You're getting to work without this incredibly expensive machine! You're commute looks fun! I can't do that. How dare you?!" JBS is now a part of my vocabulary. Thank you.

Actually, everyone likes white women less in 2014 than they did in 2009, including white men.

Yes, there is some rather unfortunate snobbery in these comments.

A: Out of curiosity, what exactly is wrong with hanging ducks by their necks? I didn't even know it was a health code violation.

It's from Saturday Night Live. The sketch was "Real Housewives of Disney."

Yes. My husband of four years (together almost eight) still asks me from time to time if I'm faking it. I know it is actually his insecurities he is worried about, so I don't take offence. As happy as I am for women who can't orgasm from intercourse that people are beginning to understand that not everyone can, I…

I'm confused. Does the restaurant serve fries? He mentions that the burger already has sauce on it, but does he have a special dipping sauce for the fries as well? I really can't comment unless I know whether he expects people to eat dry fries.

They are pretty routine for me. And I do scream. Commence throwing shoes and beer bottles at my head.

In Long Beach they are definitely called shrimp. Perhaps prawn is an LA/SF thing.

How the fuck is California' not "fish taco"? I've never even seen prawn on a menu here.

St. Joe? KC? Platte City? Or are you further south?

I'm surprised by prawn, because I don't think I have ever seen it on a menu here. Maybe I don't go to fancy enough restaurants.

If a monkey took it, it is in the public domain.

If she used the camera function, then she owns the copyright.

She doesn't own the copyright to anything but the selfies. The photographer is the person who owns the copyright to a photograph.

"Alan Elliott of Baby Moses Dallas explained to KDFW that the mother could have avoided any criminal charges if she had taken advantage of Baby Moses laws by carrying the child to term, and then dropping it off at a safe baby site like a fire station."

It's just very weird to read this after reading the book Conversion, which explores a similar story from a girl's school in New York in 2012.

That sounds like a good idea. Thanks.