Unlike Trump’s rallies, this was not off the cuff.  This was not word salads.  This was a carefully and deliberately planned oration designed by Stephen Miller, Jared Kushner, and the rest of Trump’s pro-Israel white nationalists. As hard as it is to hear the things he said today, it’s very important that we do.  This…

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He’s thinking “stick to the script, stick to the script, stick to the script”, while also thinking “no collusion! witch hunt! deals! big hands!” Takes a lot of concentration to not spout off nonsense.

None of your sad little murder fantasies will ever come true. You will end your life unfulfilled.

The Alt-Right trolls won’t know about it because their favorite fake news channel edited out the laughter.

Make America Grain Alcohol

Wow, quick on the draw with the article. It literally just ended. Brava.

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

I’m loving the rest of the world right so hard right now...

One day, the people of Washington DC will wake up and realize that if they want to affect real change, they should do what the rest of us do: call their representatives in congress

The line between /s/ and trollery grows thinner and thinner.

“another night to Rangel up these zoo animals.”

I, for one, cannot get over how RUDE liberals are. How dare they approach a civil servant (I.e. their employee) in public and express their feelings over his hypocrisy, spinelessness, general shitbaggery, and support for an alleged rapist? For shame, liberals. Let the man have his safe space!

Oh, come on. Everyone needs seven investigations into Benghazi. 

Nowhere was this more glaringly clear than last night, after it came out that Senate Republicans knew about the second harassment allegation earlier this week yet merely intensified their effort to rush the confirmation vote, their first response on twitter was to accuse the Democrats of having known but squelched…

You know what works great? Prayers.

The really important thing is that the state legislature overcome all hurricane after-effects to make sure they sustain the current level of gerrymandering.

“Poisonous coal ash is flowing into rivers, and at least 50 lagoons of pig waste flooded, spreading dangerous levels of nitrites to the surrounding areas.”