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Go ahead man. Take your freedom victory lap.

Mueller’s playing chess while Trump’s playing Connect Four.

Uh, isn’t he directly pleading guilty of committing campaign finance fraud at the direction of Cheetolini himself??

Many of Manafort’s crimes are on the state level, which Mueller specifically requested. Trump can’t pardon State crimes.

Somebody, somebody, somebody has to find out and tell me who is the fabulous guy in the Father Christmas beard. His signs are so on-point, and he is so persistent.

And Micheal Cohen is literally throwing Trump under the bus right now. My testicles have officially dropped through the Earth’s inner core.

Hmm, perhaps they don’t need his cooperation due to the evidence they have, maybe?

WITCH HUNT FINDS WITCH 

Cooley Law School: One Way Or Another, You’re Gonna Learn A Bunch Of Laws!

Is this happening? Because it feels like it’s finally happening.

I’m sure he’s always been an asshole, but this dude is 100% showing symptoms of CTE.

Sir, this is our most... modestly-priced receptacle.

Makes you wonder what he could have possibly done to make a funeral home employee feel “incredibly uncomfortable”

Actually, he has two full time people who just operate the capslock.

I’m kind of amazed Trump has speech writers

The White House, which asked CNN to hold off on the story for several days last week declined to say when Beattie left the White House.

No, you lost Franken to being an abusive creep who couldn’t keep his hands to himself.

Ah yes, it’s Democratic infighting that made these men into abusers and Republicans closing ranks around abusers is what Democrats must aspire to be more like.