He’s resting in peace, hopefully you can find peace now too. Sorry for your loss.

And remember, DJ is making $2.5MM this year, while they players are making DON’T YOU EVEN SPEAK OF MONEY YOU UPPITY GOONS. YOU GET AN “EDUCATION.”

One actionable thing you can do right now is call one of UM Football’s biggest sponsors - UnderArmour.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat...

And nothing of value was lost. 

What a croc of shit!

Eh, more likely he would write a 5,000-word column (or these days, record a 5-hour podcast) called “Clouds: Overrated, Underrated, or Properly Rated?” and it will be organized by Rounders quotes.

For fuck’s sake, it’s 2018. THERE’S LITERALLY AN ON-SCREEN GUIDE THAT LISTS ALL PROGRAMMING OFFERED BY YOUR CABLE PROVIDER. You can even sort channels alphabetically!!!  I hope Bill Simmons catches rabies.

Let’s go live to Bill Simmons

Forget throwing them out on their ass! They should be getting thrown in jail!

Good. Maryland is going to be forever known as “the school where the coaches made a kid practice until he died.” There are a lot of people who could’ve prevented such a travesty from taking place, and they all need to eat their share of the blame.

Ive emailed the Board of Regents already, as I think anyone lower, including the President and newly hired AD, is probably complicit enough that they should be out too. 

To be fair he could have made this a lot worse than it was. At least he chose to not take anyone else out with him, unlike that scumbag Germanwings first officer Andreas Lubitz who decided that 149 other innocent people were going to die with him that day.

Oh fuck him!

What a selfish asshole!

If he wanted to kill himself, why not just get a pistol, or a knife, or some rope, or some pills and do it quietly in a way that wouldn’t hurt others.

He destroyed an airplane, put the lives of people on the ground at risk and (assuming that the Air National Guard had to shoot him…

“It wasn’t a terrorist incident”

In other words.... it was a White guy

Got it 

Yea basically.....god will any of my heroes end up not being perverts?

Jeffrey Dahmer was passionate at one point in his life. Then he ate up all that passion.

Meanwhile, Mercedes-Benz is like “what about Volkswagen?”
Meanwhile, Volkswagen is like “what about Ford?”
Meanwhile, Ford is like “oh yeah? Well I bet horses are Jewish. I mean have you seen those noses? And their shoes, made of metal? I bet that costs a lot of money.”

Please don’t devolve into what-about-ism. There's plenty of dirt to throw on both. I'd be surprised if Jalopnik hasn't published multiple pieces about Ford.