i hope her 100 old ass pugs

Sometimes I feel like police shoot people out of shear laziness.

Ungreyed and amen.

No one went after that man’s family. They directly addressed him and him alone, and left when asked. Please stop the hyperbole. 

ALL OF THIS. ALL DAY. EVERY DAY.

Based of the valuation formula your account is worth $600

Hmm, I wonder if maybe that’s why this case is headed to court. I guess we’ll never know. 

No.  It’s the remaining talent who actually provide what small profit margin those businesses still maintain.  

Nobody’s stopping him from copying info about his followers and asking them to follow his new account. He just can’t keep the account. Your inability to grasp and comprehend a fair analogy is stupid as shit, though. See? Now we’re all having fun [insert exclamation point here]

Did he also keep the work phone they gave him because he added people to the phone’s address book? Did he keep his workstation because he added a bunch of words to the hard drive?

By “using” Obamacare, do they mean using the exchanges? Getting a subsidy? Qualifying for Medicaid expansion? Getting a plan that meets ACA requirements? Was protected from employer retaliation? Asked for required breastfeeding support? Appealed an insurance company’s decision? Chose a marketplace plan instead of the…

Because the image of brown people mooching off the government and not paying taxes and having a shitload of babies and robbing fine upstanding white people has been a time-tested way to scare and anger the bejesus out of anyone whiter than Malcolm X.

... he says via Twitter 

But it’s working so well for the United Sates States!

I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

Saudi Arabia really is the America of the Middle East.