I would cash out my 401k to see that.

I’ll take the company of my dogs over male companionship any day.

Damn it I would watch that!

I will never not like this gif.

I really thought this was an Onion article before clicking on it, but nope - this is our new reality.

Top five Trump hires you want to “resign” next.

I lol’d.

The funny thing is is that I’ve learned how to be a stronger female on this site from the commenters NOT the articles themselves.

Me too :(

I lol’d.

Are you me? Seriously interested in the replies you get.

I’m so glad you’re back!

My dogs freak the fuck out if I close the bathroom door on them. I think they think they’re missing something.

You shut your fuck up!

That’s what irritates me the most, listening to these Conservatives you’d think these kids were protesting something like more recess or more pizza for lunch at school. No dickfucks - they just want to NOT DIE.

Wait, so you’re complaining that this article contained too much information about cricket?

I soooooo needed that right now. Thanks!

I wonder if he’s gonna start harassing Jezebel now.

I really want to wake up from this nightmare soon. Hurry up Mueller!

Good point, you articulated very well what I’ve been feeling about this whole epidemic.