That’s so precious, my eyes are leaking?

Nah, hopefully he’ll be impeached before then.

Washington is the 3rd-most valuable NFL team,

/s?

Excellent breakdown of the story and use of gifs!

This needs more stars.

I see what you did there

Same here. I’ve been listening to a lot of live Queen lately and I just can’t get enough of Freddie. I wasn’t even wiping my own ass when he was alive but I miss him!

What the fuck is going on here?

Thank you for this! I was curious as to the plot of this film, I feel like I’ve saved 2 or so hours of my life now that I don’t have to watch it.

And there goes my lunch.

I just did the best laugh-crying in my work’s break room reading this.

My ovaries just exploded.

That pic NEVER gets old.

Just replying to say I lurve your screen name!

Or Glenn Beck ffs!

Wait, what’s his well known fetish?

I see what you did there

Goodie! I vote for a big ol’ roasted sweet potato with loads of butter and S&P.....

Actually, I don’t watch any of the “news” channels.