Came here to post exactly this!

I just need someone to tell me that Darryl is still alive.

This. She shares way too much online (down to her choice of breakfast cereal) and then is shocked and hurt when humans are horrible. The Internet is a black hole for humanity.

I would give up state secrets, my social, credit card numbers within seconds of being forced to watch these commercials......

I’m really glad my taxes are going towards funding these elected representatives’ hard work on this rather than, oh say, stagnant wages, mass killings, immigration reform, climate change policy.....

I'm probably being naive, but the fact that the racial and gender makeup of the jury even matters in our legal system irks me.

Raven deserves my wrath for the simple fact of making me agree with Ann Coulter on sonething!

I really do like her, but if you're going to publicize your life on the internet don't be too surprised that others will share their opinions of you.

Should 54 votes out of 93 really be classified as “overwhelming approval”? Or am I just reading it wrong?

Yeah me too....who sends that many emails just to meet for dinner?

Wait, so it's intentional and not a glitch?

Congrats on your success! Can you tell me how you did it? I'd be happy with either one of those things happening for me right now.

I had a pact with a coworker at my old job that we would push each other down the stairs if we both reached the point that we’d had enough of the BS.

Look, I get that you are feeling left out and I apologize for our biology being different than yours. It’s not something that can be helped and perhaps a refresher (or intro to?) basic human reproductive system course would benefit you.

I hesitate to reply to your obvious trolling, but apparently you don’t know that Planned Parenthood offers it’s services to both women AND MEN.

I will NEVER get tired of this gif!

also she acts like it doesn’t bother her when her string of tweets say otherwise

Thank you. That's the perfect explanation for me!

I swear I googled it first to try and understand, but RSS confuses me. Can you tell me how to get my sites in RSS mode?

Human?