I just saw birthday cake icing oreos at the grocery store the other day. I don’t understand this world anymore.

“Conservative republican” sounds like an oxymoron - just like “stupid dum dum.”

is there some running joke or reason that she’s always included in Tweet Beat? I can’t stand her now, it hurts my eyeballs.

Her tweet was the clearest example of shade I've ever seen! I respectfully submit this for shade court.

I can’t get her screams of helplessness and pain out of my head. I know this will sound a little melodramatic - but I’m traumatized from watching that.

all I can see are the words BIG and HARD, yummy!

I don’t know if you have these where you live, but Big Lots stores can have some decent furniture imo.

agreed, that’s exactly what I was thinking

/sarcasm? Read it again ......

sky cake!

I respect your religious liberty to believe in sky pie - but you’re wrong

sky cake!

in layman terms, can you explain the fundamental differences gay marriages and polygamy?

It almost makes me want to have a baby. Almost.

+ all the 1s in the whole world!

I admire your self control in that a box of chocolates would last for 3 months in your house. I'd devour that shit in a week!

wow, was someone breastfed too long as a baby?

sometimes I will put my cut tree up in the backyard with popcorn, peanut butter, and other goodies and let the birds go to town on it for a few weeks- the circle of life

fuck yeah

Where's Milton Berle's Cock? I came to the comments just to see his/her response. My day is incomplete!