sky cake!

in layman terms, can you explain the fundamental differences gay marriages and polygamy?

It almost makes me want to have a baby. Almost.

+ all the 1s in the whole world!

I admire your self control in that a box of chocolates would last for 3 months in your house. I'd devour that shit in a week!

sometimes I will put my cut tree up in the backyard with popcorn, peanut butter, and other goodies and let the birds go to town on it for a few weeks- the circle of life

fuck yeah

Where's Milton Berle's Cock? I came to the comments just to see his/her response. My day is incomplete!

my ovaries, they hurt!

How? How, as a white person, can I do anything to make things better? I feel so helpless.

does he have a brother?

That was my first thought too!

I never get tired of this gif.

Celebrities - they're just like us!

To be fair, poodles are the assholes of the dog world in my opinion

Is he on the "chewable" Rimadyl? Have you thought about injectables? My lab hated taking her medications. She would hold em in her mouth for up to 5 minutes to try to trick me. I eventually resorted to injections.