Hopefully buy my first car next year.

Portland gets three inches of snow/year on average. People need help with that kind of brain-bender? Save your cash and take a Lyft the 1-2 times a year it snows 1-2 inches, problem solved.

The average car is a Kia and the average SUV is a Toyota.

My least favorite commercial is a 1000-way tie between all prescription drug commercials, especially the ones featuring neighbors discussing medical symptoms in intimate detail.

I don’t care on what article this appears, I’m going to star it.

Welcome Back, QB

Doug Jones won.

And 100% of these kids’s parents wouldn’t rent out their Air BnB to people with “black sounding names.”

Fuck me, I want this shit to end already. He was in Florida to campaign for his fellow pedophile/sexual predator, ffs. He’s a pathological liar who has never apologized once in his pathetic fucking life, yet he has the balls to call other people out when they make a mistake.

“no one remembers a damn thing about it other than there were dinosaurs and people running from those dinosaurs, and that one of them was Bryce Dallas Howard in high heels. You may also recall some sort of scene where Chris Pratt leads a velociraptor motorcycle gang that you possibly hallucinated.”

If the pattern isn’t vividly clear by now, I’ll give you a hint: if Obama did it, Trump wants to undo it. Doesn’t matter what it is, doesn’t matter if it was objectively a good or bad idea. He and his supporters want to make it as if Obama’s presidency never happened. It’s not business, it’s personal.

Something tells me that Matt’s real name rhymes with “Mavid Bracy”.

Funny, Matt doesn’t look like David Tracy in the photo...

My favorite gaming “world” is a galaxy - Mass Effect. I felt like that series brought together the best parts of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Battlestar Gallactica into one perfect dish.

Yeah, and it didn’t help that I kinda felt done with Gears and Halo after that point

Fixed.

Libertarian needs help.

News at 11.

OH MY GOD

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.