so did that guy ever find out what happened with his grandpa at 7-11?

I’ve been to a few football stadiums in my life.  and you are right on the money about Arrowhead.  I want my ears to ring after a rock concert, not after a fucking football game

I need to see him and minshew side by side

Great piece brother...you so perfectly encapsulated his everyday word salad and stupid ramblings.  

oh and the one we have is the $35 version and it works just fine

oh and the one we have is the $35 version and it works just fine

my brother got one for me after a friend helped him see the light. which in turn helped me see the light. I mean it gets that last hanging turd that is usually the culprit for a bad wiping experience which leads to jungle rot or like one of my buddies from NY called it, “monkey’s ass”.....but seriously, if you get…

my brother got one for me after a friend helped him see the light. which in turn helped me see the light. I mean it…

Best comment ever

one correction....Gettleman came in last year didn’t he?  I’m pretty sure Jerry Reese drafted Davis Webb

oh yeah, it definitely crossed my mind

thanks Megan, we’re all rooting for Drew for sure. he’s literally a national treasure to those of us who read him regularly. all the best and good vibes to him and his family and his Deadspin family

that was SUMPTUOUS I tell you

I love ya Drew but you need a reboot on your Gametime Snacks. that is not a gametime snack. that is something left on your pillow in a hotel room. gimme something like Burger King flamin hot mac & cheetos. not literally of course, I would never eat that shit. but maybe something like an oversized turkey drumstick.…

my closest comparisons would be the 86 Mets with the ball through Buckner’s legs. that was fucked up agony-turned-ecstasy. having that happen that way makes it even sweeter...like you have to suffer through that agony first for a reason. and it was also similar in that they still needed to win one more, and of course…