Certified Seance Interpreter

Whore? Really? Plenty to critique without devolving in to sexism tropes. GTFO with that bullshit.

I’ve not heard of Night Vale before but now I’m obsessed. Thank you!

I say we do a human sacrifice just to be safe. I nominate this guy.

Harry apparently describes Botswana as his second home:

Africa was very meaningful to Harry and William’s mother. My guess is they both wanted to do something so important in a place that was important to her.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Could I be more excited?!

Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone involved in this. Fuck Trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, and fuck anyone who is still supporting him. Fuck his whole disgusting family, and fuck every bloated white over-privileged person who somehow thinks this administration will benefit him.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

Ouf, that picture, just heartbreaking.

Gauthier is adorable.

>> I’m imagining someone like Julianne Hough in this role and that would’ve been all wrong.

The fact that we’re actually having (and apparently, are somehow losing) a debate about whether all children deserve healthcare is a sign how completely broken a society we are.

Eggs or go home bitches. And memo to the Reese’s conglomerate: ditch those nasty Christmas trees. The peanut butter to chocolate ration is wrong, like a dog peed on the tree wrong.

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

That is a horrible and inappropriate comment.

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

Obligatory for all Toni stories:

Shade Kabuki. :) Is it shade if she is simultaneously appropriating another culture in her shading of cultural appropriation?