madgesmurtz
Madge Smurtz
madgesmurtz

This is me! Except I wear 11 women’s, 12 if they are high heels. Most stores don’t go above 10. Where are the ladies with big feet suppose to go, I don’t like buying shoes online.

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noooooooooooooo i like payless lol

Goddamnit. I wear out every pair of heels I go through within months and I only wear heels (in court all day) so I pretty much buy exclusively at payless.

Your point about the ending is noted

This isn’t a news site. It’s a blog.

Putin’s false flag attack, you mean? Yes, we heard. It’ll give him the perfect excuse to go after racial and religious minorities and consolidate even more power. I’m sure it gets old reporting on Trump and his daddy Putin’s distractions.

Jezebel moves a bit slow with important news like this I’ve noticed. When they do though, they seem to try and devote a whole post on serious subjects like that by one of their stronger writers. They’re not really a breaking news kinda site tbh.

Good. No one should have to marry Rob just to pay the bills.

Oh no, not the fabled Kardashian reputation!

You sound stupid.

eeeeepp...I think that some advanced sexting, like i’m into some kinky shit but I probably wouldn’t feel comfortable sharing those kinks right off the bat. He had me with the vibrator torture stuff, then after that it got a little creepy.

Run. fast.

I loved the 90's, but they had Mr. Rogers and Sesame street and so on in the 70's too. Arthur was pretty kick ass, though (PBS 90's).

Along with many others, I say 70's/80's, and I pretty much think if you had a decent childhood, you’ll love the era you grew up in, no matter when it was. Everybody’s “best era” is valid. I had a great childhood, so that time period was filled with friends and tons of freedom and fun for me (I can’t believe how much

Born in 84, I would absolutely prefer my original era. I could go all over town on my bike without anyone worrying where my parents were, we had Super Mario and Sega video games and inappropriate cartoons. You could actually bring a snake and pass it around to the entire class for Show and Tell without one single

My own time. I couldn’t imagine growing up in Dump’s America.

Same. My family for sure would not have given my sister and I smart phones, if we could have afforded them, which is unlikely. I felt super left out at school for not having cool TV channels, so this would have been worse. Also, I really enjoy leaving my phone at home when I go out with the dog, or camping, or out to

I had bean bags in primary colors (it was the 70's). The funny part was when my dog (an old English sheepdog) would try to find a comfortable position on the bean bag, around and around and around she would go before plopping down.

My own time (also the nineties) just because camera phones didn’t exist then. I was bullied enough as it was.