This gif is a gift and joy forever.

Ban the wedding registry. Seriously. With the average age of people getting married slowly getting higher and higher and a majority of women (because that’s who the registry was originally for) have already lived on their own for a number of years anyway, wedding gifts and registries are a fucking joke for all the…

Booze

Got mine on craigslist, lost of attachments, much less than half price.

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

I told all my married friends that if I wasn’t married by 30 then they’d get a birthday registry from me, because I deserve a KitchenAid too, dammit.

I hated them too! All my friends always went on long holidays, and I just remember missing them and feeling bored and sitting at home a lot. To make matters worse, my birthday was always smack in the middle of the summer holidays so I could never have a party on my actual birthday because there was nobody there. Part…

YES! Give me my money!

I spend more time NOT on vacation than on vacation, no matter how long the vacation is.

Same. We couldn’t afford to do anything special or different on our summer vacations. And running through the sprinklers gets old after week 2.

Anybody that picked long summer vacations over getting a raise must not be lower middle class/balancing above the poverty level. Gimme dat motherfucking raise.

I always say something along the lines of “I’m not comfortable disclosing that, but I know you probably have a range for this position.”

At my job, we get “Total Compensation Summaries,” which include benefits to calculate your total compensation. (Including healthcare, education credits utilized, retirement plan contributions, etc.) And they are really good benefits. People often use this as their “previous salary” rather than wages alone. It’s not…

No way man, get out there and coat that car with a soapy ice sheet, then split your head open falling on ice in 8°f weather. That’s what a true enthusiast would do.

Brett Ratner thinks RottenTomatoes is ruining Hollywood, is wrong.

white guys all look the same!

That’s still not right. Natasha Richardson was married to Liam Neeson at the time of her death and was never married to either Fiennes brother.

Wait how were they related?

This looks fantastic, but I wish they’d cast someone older for the Commander. I always pictured him looking like a Steve Bannon type.