He also said “Let’s trick some ——-s into fuckin us!” Trick? Trick? That kind of thinking gets people murdered, Dave.

“Hey Grandpa Dave, Black women fucking exist. Thanks.”

(done in Kerrigan’s tearful voice)

I don’t say this often, but

**TL;DR, Dave isn’t that important. Ain’t nobody got time for that.**

If it was a reality show about her, I’d give it a chance.

Sigh, Charles, Charles, Charles. Dirty romance novels teach us that the prince is supposed to throw caution in the wind and fight for their true love. Not weep gently on your wedding night, then wait for middle age to bring you back together.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

Dear Charles,

side note, this title:

Lol. I thought Dusty Rose too, but I didn’t want to be corrected that it isn’t reeeaally dusty rose because dusty rose is this other color. I can appreciate having specific color names, but that doesn’t mean I am up to date on them.

Sort of, yeah! Except you don’t have to wash off tornado or worry about the tornado on your clothing giving you radiation sickness.

Back in the 80s, it was known as Dusty Rose or Faded Mauve. Mostly Dusty Rose.

Ask not for what color the bell tolls.

I love Rosalyn and I’m not ashamed of it. Mauve is very flattering on me.

Aw, crap, I know what’s next. Go ahead. Do it. Send Finger out to do yet another twee little interview with teal and orange about their relationship and how happy they are to be together and unity in contrast and GAG ME WITH A CHROMA KEY.

i fucking love her

maxine was a bad bitch tho. let’s bring her back.

Just realised my coffee flask is this exact shade.