“Where’s the weed, where’s Mel? Am I not good enough for you? Gall!”

I get the feeling she’s not doing a lot of acting as Yellow Diamond on Steven Universe.

One of her friends told me that Kristine Opolais, who just sang Rusalka at the Met, always wears at least a ribbon around her neck because she is afraid that witches will steal her voice. I couldn’t tell if he was joking.

Scary Spice filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years.

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

The look on his face says he knew exactly what he was doing. He changes his tune when she grabs his hand. I guess if a lot of America didn’t care if a shitty looking orange man does it??? I hope the woman punch his nuts off after the show.

No, like I seriously have no idea which one is the star.

This is where I would think a right-elbow to the face is completely acceptable.

Reality tv? Check!

I’ve found that anytime I don’t know a celebrity, there’s a 95% chance that it’s some YouTuber.

Some fuck who thinks he’s the next Donald Trump.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

I am with you. Midtown used to be a great place, full of beautiful victorian houses and now it is a hulking mass of loft developments and valet parking. A sports arena for a bunch of tax-break entitled douchebags is the last thing Sacramento needs.

I’m so glad my fellow San Diegans told the chargers and Spanos family to fuck themselves so we didn’t end up footing the bill for their damn stadium. But now a group is trying to bring major league soccer here. Why!? We just got rid of one professional sport! Don’t bring in another group that’s going to want tax…

And, apparently Gypsy is doing well in prison.

Man, Trump is one creepy fuck. If he hadn’t inherited his Daddy’s money, he’d be a washed up, alcoholic car salesman living in Queens

At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.

If I claimed I were surprised at his utter rudeness and chauvinism, I’d be bleiben.

Fremdscham.