We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

I found this article hard to take seriously after the first guy professing his newfound love for the star wars prequels.

I loved Nuts and Bolts, as well. At first it was just me yearning for more B&K, but after a while I really warmed up to it. I’m glad Yooka-Laylee is getting made to fill that void.

At least you didn’t encounter an overeager driver with a yellow RX7.

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013:

This video has better production value than most Uwe Boll creations, and the actor’s really emoting. I’m impressed.

You don’t need to use external tools to get creepy mileage out of DKC...

Love it!

Some pies, muthafucka

Some fries mother fucker

Absolutely not. I can’t do any fake sweetener anything. Not soda, not yogurt, candy, nothing. It all tastes like chemicals to me.

“That me secret, me always hungry.”

popular chain restaurant that rhymes with “Crapplebees.” (Editor’s Note: Oh for fuck’s sake)

Honesty setting of this comment is 95%

I never even considered Reckless Silhouette Guy, but man what a son of a bitch he’d be in 8p Smash!!

Ew. I had a 7300 once. I actually might still have it somewhere in the video card graveyard I've created over the years.

Drugs are a helluva drug.