Still can’t believe they let Matt Damon go on that mission to Mars. Did they not see what he did to Jessica Chastain’s dad?

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013:

This video has better production value than most Uwe Boll creations, and the actor’s really emoting. I’m impressed.

You don’t need to use external tools to get creepy mileage out of DKC...

Reverse-Flash: “That’s my cue to leave.”

Love it!

Some pies, muthafucka

Some fries mother fucker

Absolutely not. I can’t do any fake sweetener anything. Not soda, not yogurt, candy, nothing. It all tastes like chemicals to me.

Did he still have more to lose?

Thawne used to be a speedster like Barry until he took an arrow to the knee.

On a semi-related note, does anybody have a good GIF of Quicksilver’s “C’mon, bro!” shrug after he’s grazed by that bullet?

I am Rob’s self-loathing Gotham viewer.

Actually Ant-Man is the last film of Phase 2.

Particle Accelerator Explosion!

AND the #10 reason, from the home office in Lincoln, Nebraska is...

It’s the crazies that drive cutting edge science forward. It will be a ‘crazy’ scientist that will figure out how to go FTL even though conventional science says it’s impossible.

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.