Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.

NBC is really being schmucks about this whole thing with Constantine. Either tell the showrunners that they are cancelled or not. At this point, I don't feel sorry for the audience but for the actors who are missing pilot season because they are on a wait and see mode. If NBC says no, they are going to have to wait…

And poor dead Spock was the rabbit they accidentally stepped on while fighting.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?

No, Mr. Joe Kerr will be the local bartender who mixes a great drink, hosts a weekly poker game that he cleans up at, and always has a smile for the GCPD.

"Man, that guy thinks he's quite the jester. I mean, he's always just clowning around in his cell. Real wild card."

Only if Neil Patrick Harris plays him.

It's bigger on the inside?

On Saturday, my seven-year-old found a spider on one of the strawberries she was eating. She handed me the strawberry, saying "there's a bug on it." I took the strawberry to the sink and washed it off. My daughter proceeded to berate me for two days straight about "killing an innocent little bug." I protested my…

"I have this idea for a website dedicated to sci-fi, fantasy and things of that nature. I want to call it io9, and it'll be just like the Goonies." - from a pitch meeting years ago.

Did enjoy how Joe talks about Rory as a "hothead" and Snart remarks "funny" in the tone of "seriously, I was hoping to get through this without someone saying that ONCE."

Flash!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHAAaaaaaaaahhh!!

I don't think they'll go for Kryptonite - considering Man of Steel, I would assume that Batman will somehow discover that simulating a Kryptonian atmosphere brings Superman down to a human/mortal level (as opposed to Krypton's Sun). That's the only way I can see them going toe-to-toe in an even match.

But when you see the movie, and how it all comes out, there's a very intelligent explanation as to why they would have a firsthand confrontation though it seems to be totally to Batman's disadvantage.

I prefer the #9 alternative: