I usually get mad when people insult my intelligence like this, but honestly? I’m just impressed. The sheer shamelessness of saying she’s staying out of politics as she and her husband are both working in the White House is just. I mean. It’s incredible balls, isn’t it.

I feel like the entire country is being gaslighted (gaslit?). Every goddamn day it’s something new with these people.

Her Jackie O wannabe/finishing school voice is creepy as fuck.

She’s the fondant on his shit cake: looks good but tastes like crap too.

Trump does what the extremists want and then sends Ivanka out to assure the rest of us that he’s actually pro-environment, pro-gay rights and pro-sanity. It’s just the latest iteration of the very successful long-con the Trump family has succesfully been perpetrating on the American public, trying to be all things to…

“I try my best to avoid getting wet.”

It worked so well with Haynseworth they figured why not try it again

LOL Washington

Plus, we now get to watch Norman vs Beckham Jr: The Slappening TWICE EVERY SINGLE YEAR! Entertainment value >9000

I wonder if he’ll be using the poop emoji to describe Washington football before or after Week 6.