Jesus Christ. Go rub one out like a normal person.

You can’t be super supportive of equal treatment of women while married to a man? Hrm, I learn something new every day...

At first I thought “The Dentonite” was Nick Denton’s new rag and got unreasonably excited.

*walks into the comments section & looks around disgustedly*

I love Kim’s sense of humor.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

When my cousin had her baby last summer, she said my voice was the one that helped her the most. My voice helped to calm her down.

I don’t know how to embed things but this one cracked me up.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

You definitely don’t get a reality show for what...ten years? if you’re dumb and just going through life partying and looking pretty. Like where’s Paris Hilton now? Probably snorting coke in the desert. And Kim was an employee of Paris’s! That’s some fucking planning and strategizing on Kim’s part.

I am with you, I adore her. She is essentially the celebrity version of Trump, she can say and do pretty much anything, however petty, because it is on (very successful) brand for her. She invented a genre and continues to kill it.

i was having an awful day at work a couple of weeks ago and actually went back to the Jez post from that day (should be a national holiday tbh) and it legit lifted my spirits

I was gleeful for a solid two weeks about Receipts Day. It was GLORIOUS.

I love Kim because she is who she is and she doesn’t try to pretend there’s some superior cause behind it or that she’s a role model for the children. She’s just Kim and people pay her for it. I also have reason to believe she’s a great friend. See: her relationship with Chrissy.

LOL, I can’t even describe it. I just have this fixation with her, I truly do. The rest of them can fuck off, but Kim just cracks me up.

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

Read the headline, skipped the article, jumped to the comment section for the mommy war.