you’re assuming that orlando is using his “life experience” (*rolls eyes*) to wield his sexual power over some poor, unwitting little baby girl.

I want to argue with you, but I truly do not think it is a valid use of our time to debate which of two scumbag’s crimes were worse, not in the least of which is that it is very hard to say one person’s crimes were worse than another without it sounding like a covert defense of the second person’s actions.

Look, I was taught to dance with my feet planted firmly on the floor and my level of oscillation increasing gradually from there to my outstretched hands. Anything else is- well, it’s dance heresy.

Proper training and regulation! Yay! Integration into the regular medical community! Woot!

All the people who have a problem with Beyonce singing something “country” need to read this: http://www.vox.com/2016/4/28/1152…

Canadians are better at hockey, and Americans are better at making money, so they hire Canadians to play hockey for them and that’s why American teams win Stanley Cups.

“I’m just trying to make sure you’re not being harassed!” (As I stand outside the bathroom, waiting to harass you)

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I don’t really care about whether it’s ‘real’ or not - since when is that the ultimate test? By that notion, every fiction book is less worth than non-fiction, a movie is less than a documentary, etc. etc. I think Lemonade is the best thing Bey has ever done, it’s the first album by Bey I ever bought, and maybe I even…

Good for those almost unfathomably rich and famous people for making it through their rough patch.

If I say “keeping up with The Joneses”? Does a black woman come into your head? If we ask “Will it play in Peoria?” do you envision a Chinatown?

Sit your white privileged ass down. I can’t remember the last time the name “Becky” stopped someone from getting a job. So typical. Can no longer see the forest from the entitlement trees.

Once when I was a freshman in high school a fellow nobody freshman approached me to say, “So I just wanted to tell you, there’s this rumor going around that I hooked up with [popular senior boy who absolutely did not know either of us existed], and I wanted to tell people it’s totally not true. Just wanted you to…

Becky is the one in purple.

Lissen up white folks, it is damn near impossible for a minority to do anything to collective hamper your lives. When a term, which most of you didn’t even know before this past weekend, comes out describing a facet of you or your culture, it’s OK not to feel offended (god knows black folks take on the chin whenever…

So it’s Beyoncé’s own fault. Got it, thanks.

You’ll hear no argument from me against the fact that sounds sounds pretty obnoxious (or that men or women who knowingly bang a married person deserve some derision)!

I actually have been made to think I needed to make that disclaimer because other people say things like “white girls, this isn’t for you”. Which, in turn, makes me feel like I need to say “I know this isn’t for me, but I like it.” Does that make sense?

(I’m feeling like I had a lot of feelings about this and I’m trying to get them organized in the right way, so this might not make a whole lot of sense. And as a white lady, I might misstep, please don’t yell at me, I’m trying.)(I’m super grey anyway, so most of y’all probably won’t even see this!)

Why don’t you attack Jay-Z? Why is it always the woman’s fault? Maybe he and Beyonce had a fake, for-appearances marriage (i.e. separation) for a long time.