WHAT. Brb, writing that up.

I heard Charlize Theron is now engaged to Jon Lovitz.

i’m from ontario and i grew up hanging out with my grandparents who were actually from england—it’s “mum” for me too. it’s called cultural heritage, get over it.

I don’t want your Mom, you keep her.

In my family it’s “Mam.”

I concur

Canadian flatlander-turned-mountain-girl. It’s “Mum” in my family and has been for generations. Come at me.

I might be wrong, but it sounds to me like you’re not Muslim, you’re not Mexican, you’re not black, not a journalist, not any of the other groups who are directly in Trump’s crosshairs. Since your life won't really change, you have the luxury of sitting this one out even if it means President Trump. Sorry America!

That is because you are a low informed voter. You buy into tumblr and Twitter bullshit memes rather than actually reading about the candidates. Such armchair self-congratulatory LAZY outrage. HRC is a damn good liberal. A feminist history shattering Democrat for POTUS. If you fucking think she us evil or anything like…

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

He is a hardline conservative on most issues who is certainly more in favor of boots-on-the-ground interventionism than the mainstream, but he’s not a “shut down the government” guy, nor is he a bigot or a cretin. Yes, he holds Republican party line positions on every issue, and no, I don’t agree with any of them. But…

As the adorable anchor of Sports Night (OMG the best show cancelled way to soon) he would know!

You cannot help someone who doesn’t want help. And in case you misunderstood (if we’re going to be snarky and disrespectful) this person was unfriended. She had made her feelings clear. She does not want her former friend. And insisting “no no, really, you don’t actually not want to be my friend, you just need help” -…

She went after the husband. That’s a line too far, especially when you add in, “I’m far from the only person who feels this way.” In my experience that person- the, “Everyone else is thinking it, I’m just brave enough to say it!” person- is self-absorbed and toxic. There’s the slightest whiff of passive agressive “Him…

Mental illness is an illness. And you have peaks and valleys. And there are times when your behavior isn't the person you'd like to be. But as a person who has a mood disorder, I both resent and reject your position. Having a mental illness does not preclude being rejected for friendship any more than alcoholism does.…

Alternatively: this person was purposefully cruel to her loved one so good riddance

Or nah.

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!