Oh, Canada! Here’s our Prime Minister Designate, Justin Trudeau, and his family last night. He’s Han Solo and his gorgeous (and smart as hell) wife, Sophie Gregoire, is Princess Leia. They are the coolest. Also the cutest.

But dude... this isn’t a matter that’s up for debate. Thinking that Sean Penn beat Madonna isn’t a matter of opinion that you can “agree” or “disagree” with, or a belief in a version of events that may or may not be the case. This isn’t fucking Serial. Like, it’s extremely clear and cut and dry what happened. There’s…

“Sean Penn states it is a falsehood brought against him.”

You’re an idiot.

Right? “I hate the Kardashians so I can have no sympathy for a grieving widow” is absolutely the most disgusting mindset to be proudly displayed during this media cycle.

He shouldn’t. Inbreeding is a scourge.

Kanye is a beautiful unicorn and he is much better than you.

Don’t be simple.

Remember when you got banhammered for not using your shift key? Ahhhh, the glory days.

Egg white omelettes are disgusting and if you’re not eating the yolk you don’t deserve any eggs.

NDN anger coming: I hate how Joe Wright and everyone involved in Pan pushed aside any criticism of their casting choices. Yes, Neverland is imaginary, but the Native people Barrie based his racist caricatures on were Native American people. I hate that he touted Ben Kingsley as example of how they didn’t completely…

This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.

“I still am absolutely in contact with all of them. Absolutely.”

Meh. I love long hair on both mens and womens (especially on men tho). The worst part about long hair is that it gets all up in your business! How can you blame someone for wanted to put it up and outta the way? Manbuns are chill.

Nope. I love a man bun. Men with long hair just do it for me and if they want to put it in a bun, I’ll be into that too. Awooooga.

Really? I thought it was hilarious. And the muppets aren’t optimistic at all. There’s a lot of darkness there. I mean the whole point of Fozzie Bear’s character is that he’s a terrible comedian who everyone makes fun of all the time. He’s pathetic. And yeah, Kermit’s voice being “a bit off” might have something to do…

Amy is way too good for Nick. Talent wise. Looks wise. Intelligence wise. Now that she’s available and the Hammaconda is back on the market, their mutual pal Tina needs to play matchmaker.

Either the principle and police really thought he built a legit bomb, and so stupidly did not evacuate the school and take the necessary precautions, or they wanted to feel like big men strong-arming a brown skinned boy.