He hangs out with his CrossFit buddies, which means they probably do power snatches and deadlifts together before cracking open the Michelob lite and doing a bit of light mutual masturbation.

Well, that does it. I’m officially disappointed in Paris Hilton.

Why do libertarians wear sweaters so much?

I don’t fuck around with avocados, man.

My outer adult is crushed by how narrow your standards of attractiveness are. He’s a human, not a walking Tiger Beat poster.

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It just told me I'm 27. I'm really 45. I LOVE this website.

Relevant

But that is her job and she does have a background in the feild.

...starting this month, each red box of Spanx promotes a dose of what the company says is feminist inspiration: “Don’t take yourself or the ‘rules’ too seriously,” reads a message card.

Team baby.

You know some people aren’t capable of having their own children biologically, don’t you?

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

I saw the Rock lip syncing Taylor, which I liked. I youtubed more of the lip syncing things from Fallon. I finally caught on that they were turning this into its own show. I thought “huh, clear example of too much of a good thing.” But like Johnny Depp in POTC, they’re gonna do it anyway.

my maternal grandfather was 4 when the genocide began and after his father was rounded up and killed, his mother fled with him and his infant sister. she walked tens of miles with both children until she came to a port where a boat from greece was supposed to dock and take the armenians out of turkey. the ottoman…

This is what I think of every time I see comments shitting on the Kardashians for basically existing in plain view.

I always present Kim kardashian as a surprisingly ideal feminist to my campus groups. She used her body in a way that defies traditional gender norms by doing her sex tape, and was able to use that to her advantage to make millions upon millions of dollars. She is also extremely beautiful, and seems to be socially…

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