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Shut UP, Iman! You have managed to both depress me and give me hope. So, so gorgeous.

Love.

In Soviet Russia, picture takes you.

That's where you're wrong. It looks fabulous on me. The egg on your face? Not so much.

Alas. So close.

That's a whole lot of insight about someone who gave you fewer than ten sentences with which to form such a strong opinion. Now do me.

I hope NAMBLA weighs in on this controversy ASAP.

This is going to work out well for both of us.

Ooh, excellent! Because I have other requests. First, I'm going to need a pony. Stat. Secondly, my own genie and a sitcom. I'll get back to you on the rest. Choppa choppa!

Star this commenter! Immediately!

Coco, that dress looks like ass.

Who knows. I don't touch the stuff. I was merely riffing on the theme.

As long as the crust is gluten-free and non-dairy cheese on top.

I'm in favour of a food revolution. :)

See? The dairy industry has certainly managed to get the message out, erroneous as it may be. Kids don't get enough calcium because they are already being brought up on diets depleted of nutrition. Consider the number of cultures or lactose-intolerant people who manage to get more than enough calcium without milk.

The real winner in this is the dairy industry, who has managed to convince us that milk—plain, chocolate or strawberry—is a dietary necessity, when for most people, it does more harm than good.

Moon Unit or Dweezil?

Not necessarily. Gawker TV has figured out how to post NBC and Comedy Central videos that can be viewed outside the U.S. It's mostly Jezebel that is inconsistent with doing so.

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Try this. And yeah. Let's remember that not everyone lives in the continental U.S. Gawker has the technology.