@ZoetheBitch: I'm not sure about AP-style, but Canadian Press (CP) style dictates that only medical doctors are referred to as "Dr." in the initial reference and by their last names for the rest of the piece.

@Dancingfrog: Well, look at that. I've already hearted you. Good on me.

@Yogs: The other, unthinned image says, "Original image used in campaign." As in, they are not using the retouched image.

@resplendent.bitch: Mountain, blueberry patch, bridge! Mountain, blueberry patch, bridge!

@Peppermint: Or, you find you don't care so much.

@Hiroine Protagonist: Do I find a real woman living with a part of her body that she doesn't like rather than having it cut up and moulded to suit an increasingly unrealistic standard of beauty inspirational?

@Hiroine Protagonist: A 66-year-old woman who has aged naturally, who uses simple and attainable "tricks" to look fabulous and is considered one of the world's sexiest women is depressing? Hell, I'm inspired.

@BAngieB: Shut your cakehole. Pie eaters are the best, most wholesome people in the world, and do not support paparazzi journalism.

@spooki: Outrage is a cash crop right now, and you're blocking the sun.

His description of the military slippery slope—tattoos! alcohol! adultery!—is basically the subplot of M*A*S*H (and every other military movie or TV show in the history of military movies and TV shows).

Simply smashing.

This was both wickedly cool and strangely cathartic. And yes, I totally sent my then-me an email.

@jollydolly: Count the number of times "horrifying" occurs in that post. And then consider that it was less a comment on what horrifies her and more about, you know, a word losing all meaning. Like tartlets.

@tehcutie: The literature suggests it "feels" more natural, too.

@ink: Doesn't it sound like heaven?

@fifilaru: You must spend an awful lot of your time being horrified.

@tehcutie: But how is that less natural than a bag of silicone in your breast?

I'm wondering why this procedure is any more horrific than implants or any other cosmetic surgery?

@moonkitten: And reins that connect to her knees.

Kylie's shoes are hideous, and I love them with the heat of a thousand suns.