@duckwise: Guys who like pies keep jizz out of eyes.

@kudomuffins: Brava.

@bowleserised: As a woman, she can also identify misogynists and Mel's in the clear.

@NellMood: Family meals are going to be so awkward.

@blackbirdfly: You are totally being cursed by That Guy that Justin Bieber is in a relationship with.

@blackbirdfly: The white symbolizes the purity of their love. They are pure like the newly fallen snow, like the wings of an angel and like all Real Americans™.

@NellMood: I don't like the power dynamics.

If Palin becomes president, liberals will mourn for those heady, heady days of intellectual leadership under President Bush.

I feel all funny in my ladybits.

@blackbirdfly: I understand scientists have discovered a similar gene in those of Cockney descent: FucNL.

@jannanaphone: Indeed. Also, there is correlation to the FucDisShiz gene.

@blackbirdfly: What's not included in the article is that they replace the FucM gene with the FucR chromosome.

@Garance: I was thinking of that as well.

This excerpt is my favourite:

Fantastic.

@crismess: Joan Rivers is so old, her birthplace is listed as Pangaea.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit):

@Sophie needs to study...damn:

@Flackette Goes Retro: I'm pro-responsible mining. Mountain top removal doesn't make the list. You're right—it's the executives who aren't using other methods to extract the coal who are to blame.

@Fishbear: Indeed. There's no excuse for it, especially as more efficient and less destructive methods of obtaining the coal are available.